Full form of CONDOM

Teacher Ne Sex Education Ki Class Mein Ladkiyo
Se Pucha.
Teacher: “ Kya Kisi Ko Pata Hai Ki Condom Ki
Full Form Kya Hai ”
Chinki Huste Hue: “Mam, C’ontrol O’n
N’atural D’rops O’f M’an – Is Called Condom”
Bechari Teacher Chinki Ka Muh Dehti Rah Gayi