Jyada uchhal rha tha saala

College Mein Ek Ladke Ne Chinki Ko Dekha Aur
Uska Majak Udane Ke Liye Bola
Boy: “Tumne Lal Color Ki Bra Pahni Hai Na? ”
Chinki: “ Tumhe Kaisi Pata? ”
Boy: “Mere Pass Rajinikanth X- Ray Eyes Hai ”
Chinki Kuch Soch Ke Boli: “ Tumne Bhi To
Underwear Nahi Pahna ”
Ladka Hairan Ho Gaya Aur Pucha: “Tumhare
Pass Bhi Rajinikanth X- Ray Eyes Hai? ”
Chinki: “ Gaandu Apni Zip Band Kar Le “