Kanjar hath s hi likh leta

Husband & Wife in court getting a divorce!
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D prblm:
Who shud get custody of d child?
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Wife jumped up & said:
"Your Honour! I brought d child into this world wid a lot of pain & labour, so it shud b in my custody.."
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D judge turns 2 Husband & says,
"Wat do u hv to say in ur defence?
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D husband sat 4 a while, den slowly rose,
"Your Honour! If I put a dollar in a vending machine & a Pepsi comes out, whose Pepsi is it? The machine's or mine??"
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Yeh sunke Wife replied:
"Judge sahab, bartan mera, doodh bhi mera, aur usme dahi jamane ke liye 2 boond daalne se dahi bana to fir wo dahi kiska??
Mera ya do boond daalne wale ka..?"
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Husband replied:
"Typewriter mein kagaz Maine dala, keys daba-daba kar mehnat Maine ki, fir chithi kiski? Typewriter ki ya meri?"
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Frustrated Judge (getting mad):
"Abay saale!! Agar Tu chithi hath se hi likh leta to yahan par custody ki naubat hi na aati..!!"