Santa ki Aankhe

Ek Bar Santa Ki Eyes Mein Kuch Problem Aa
Gayi, To Uska Eyes Ka Operation Karna Pada.
Operation Ho Gaya To Santa Ne Socha Ki Chalo
Paisi Bachaye Jaye.
Doctor Ne Uski Aankho Ki Patti Kholni Shuru Ki,
Aur Pucha
Doctor : “Kaisa Dikh Raha Hai Ab Aapko? ”
Santa: “Doctor Saab Mujhe Kuch Nahi Dikh
Raha ”
Doctor Ne Uski Aankhein Saanf Ki Or Fir Pucha.
Santa: “Dr . Saab Kuch Bhi Nahi Dikh Raha ”
Doctor Ne Kuch Socha Aur Apni Nurse Ko Kaha
Ki Apne Kapde Utare, Fir Santa Se Pucha.
Santa: “Kuch Nahi Dikh Raha Ji ”
Doctor Ne Nurse Ko Bra And Panty Utarne Ko
Kaha , Aur Fir Pucha.
Santa: “Nahi Ji Sab Kuch Kaala Kaala Hai ”
Doctor Ne Nurse Ko Kaha Ki Santa Ke Samne
Jake Apne Boobs Hilaye Aur Choot Mein Ungli
Dale .
Nurse Ne Esa Kiya, Doctor Ne Fir Santa Se
Pucha.
Santa: “Doctor Saab Sach Mein Mujhe Kuch
Najar Nahi Aa Raha ”
Doctor Ne Santa Ko Zor Se Thappar Mara Aur
Bola .
Doctor : “Bhonsdi Ke Kuch Bhi Nazar Nahi Aa
Raha To, Tera Lund Kaisi Khada Ho Gaya
Hai? “