You Are on Fire

Jack Meets A Call Girl On The Street.
Jack: “Come On, Babe, Let’s Go In The
Alleyway And Get It On . I’ve Got Fifteen
Bucks . ”
Call Girl: “Fifteen Bucks? You’re Crazy . For
Fifteen Bucks, I’ll Let You Look At It. ”
They Go Into The Alleyway, She Pulls Down Her
Jeans, And Jack Gets Down On His Knees.
But He Can’ t See Anything , Because It’ s Too
Dark , So He Gets Out His Lighter.
He Lights His Lighter And Says .
Jack: “Oh My God, Your Pubic Hair, It’s So
Curly And Thick, Really Beautiful. ”
She Smile: “ Thank You. ”
Jack: “You Mind If I Ask You A Personal
Question ?”
Call Girl: “Sure, Go Ahead . ”
Jack: “Can You Pee Through All That Hair? ”
Call Girl: “Of Course. ”
Jack: “Well, You Better Start. Because You ’re
On Fire. “