bus behn g or bola to ro de ga

1 Aurat bache ko le kar khilone ki shop par gai,
Bacha zid karne laga k khilona lena hai.
Aurat:Khan zara isko danto ye zid kar raha hai.
Pathan:Oye behnchod zid nahi karo randi ka bacha hum tumra maa ko lun de de ga gandu harami ka bacha maa ka kus.
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bus behn g or bola to ro de ga.

Kutti Kamini Haramzadi.

Ghalib ka dil 1 ladki ne tora to arz kiya:
Phulon ki malka
Baharon ki shehzadi
Phulon ki malka
Baharon ki shehzadi
Dil tor k chali gai
Kutti Kamini Haramzadi.

Mirza Ghalib ne Suhag rat ko

Mirza Ghalib ne Suhag rat ko wife ki tangen uthai to ye sher kaha:
“Le i phir kahan pe Qismat humen kahan se,
Ye to wohi jaga hai nikle the hum jahan se”

Nahi, Novel Ka Page Paltne K Liye Ungli Geeli Karni Thi

Ek Professor Ne Raat Ko Novel Padte Hue Apni Biwi Ki Panty Men Hath Dala
Biwi Sharmate Hue Boli: “Utaaru Kya?”
Professor: “Nahi, Novel Ka Page Paltne K Liye Ungli Geeli Karni Thi“

Please Wear Helmet & Condom On Your Appropriate Heads During “Respective Rides“

“Accidents Take A Minute But The Suffering Could Be Life Time“.
Please Wear Helmet & Condom On Your Appropriate Heads During “Respective Rides“

Pakistan Me Ek Maa Apne Bache Ko Le Kar Doctor K Pass Jati Hai

Pakistan Me Ek Maa Apne Bache Ko Le Kar Doctor K Pass Jati Hai
Maa: “Dr. Saab Iska Khatna (Circumcision) Kardo”
Dr: “200, Rs Lagenge”
Maa: “Itne Se Kaam Ki Itni Zyada Fees”
Dr: “Ye 500 Rs Lo Aur Mera Sirf Hath Me He Pakad Lo”

Freshers are paid More than the Experienced

Prostitution is the Only Industry
Where Freshers are paid More than the Experienced.

Oh Shit, Pehley Panty Pehan To Lo

Sali Apne Jija Se Boli: “Jiju Meri Faraq Ke Niche Dekhein Kitni Pyari Panty Hai”
Jija Ne Jhuk K Dekha Aur Shock Se Bola: “Oh Shit, Pehley Panty Pehan To Lo”
Sali: “Ha ha Ha April Fool, Jiju“

Gand Marwane Ka Sab Se Aasan Tareeka

Gand Marwane Ka Sab Se Aasan Tareeka
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Wah Beta
Gand Marwane Ka Kitna Shauq Hai K Tareeka Dhoond Rahe Ho?

Kyun ki Bra Pehnane Wali Larki Bachi Nahi Hoti

Phuli Hui Roti Kabi Kachi Nahi Hoti,
Ansu Bahane Wali Har Larki Sachi Nahi Hoti
Jo Bhi Mile Thok De Mere Dost,
Kyun ki Bra Pehnane Wali Larki Bachi Nahi Hoti

Phir To Aur pharni Paregi

Ek Accident Me Santa Ki Gand phat Jati Hai
Wo Hospital Tanke Lagwane Jata Hai
Nurse Ne Us Se Pucha: “Kitni Khulli Rakhni Hai?”
Santa: “Jitni Apki Hai”
Nurse: “phir To Aur pharni Paregi”

Salary Larki K Periods Ki Tarha Hoti Hai

Salary Larki K Periods Ki Tarha Hoti Hai
Month Me Ek Baar Aati Hai
Sirf 4-5 Din K Liye He Rukti Hai
Or Agar Kisi Month Nahi Aye To Samjho
Chud Gayi

Kyun Ki Wahan Ponds Cream Laga Ke Chudai Hoti Hai Aur Yahan Sarso Ke Tel Se

Teacher Ne Class Mein Question Pucha
Teacher: “Videsh Ke Bache Gore Aur Yahan Ke Kale Kyun Hote Hen”
Santa: “Madam Ji, Kyun Ki Wahan Ponds Cream Laga Ke Chudai Hoti Hai Aur Yahan Sarso Ke Tel Se“

“Khabardar Agar Aj Ke Baad Kabhi Mere Undrgrmnts Pehne.“

Santa Aur Uski Biwi Ka Uske Ghar Pe Suna Gaya Kissa
Wife: “Meri Bra Utaro, Jaldi”
Santa: “Ye Lo Utar Di”
Wife: “Ab Meri Panty Bhi Utaro”
Santa: “Lo Ye Bhi Utaar Di”
Wife: “Khabardar Agar Aj Ke Baad Kabhi Mere Undrgrmnts Pehne.“

I Already Have An Ass Hole

Boy In Very Romantic Mood: “Darling, I Want To Be A Part Of Your Body”
Girlfriend: “No Thanks, I Already Have An Ass Hole.“

Yeh Sali Kaisi Haseena Hai.(Kareena)

Kareena Ka Zero Figure Dekh kar Bade He Mashoor Shayar Chodumal Khan Saab (Baba Saxidas Ke Cousion) Ne Arz Kiya Hai
Na Gaand Hai Na Seena Hai,
Na Gaand Hai Na Seena Hai,
Yeh Sali Kaisi Haseena Hai.

Samajhdar Sardar

Ek Raat Santa Station Jane Ke Liye Taxi Rukwata Hai.
Taxi Wale Ko Talwar Ke Dam Par Bahar Nikalta Hai Aur Kehta Hai
Santa: “Chal Apni Pant Khol Aur Muth Maar”
Taxi Wala Ghabra Kar Apni Muth Marne Lagta Hai
Santa: “Phir Ek Baar Maar”
Taxi Wala Fir Marne Lag Jata Hai
Santa: “Ek Baar Aur”
Santa Aise Hi 5 – 6 Baar Aur Karwata Hai
Taxi wala Rote Hue: “Sardar ji Itni Muth MaarLi Hai Ab To Mera Khada Bhi Nahi Ho Raha”
Santa Apni Bahen Ko Andar Se Bulata Hai Aur Taxi wale Ko Bolta Hai
Santa: “Jaa Ab Meri Bahen Ko Railway Station Chhod Aa“...

Ise Kya Tera Baap Chodega?

Ek Gaanv Ke Anpadh Ladke Ki Shadi Hoti Hai
Suhagrat Ko Kamre Mein Jaata Hai Aur Biwi Se Bolta Hai
Ladka: “Aj To Main Teri Maa Chod Dunga“
Ladki Khade Hokar Apna Ghagra Uthake Boli
Ladki: “Aur Ise Kya Tera Baap Chodega?“

Vasna bhari kavita....

Kal Tak Jo Thay Hum Se Ajnabi
Pehle Mille Nah Thay Hum Se Kabhi
Aaj Wahi Hamari Sejj Sajjay Beithe Hein

Hum Gae Thay Kal Ik Kaam Se Bazar
Wahein Per Woh Takra Gay Nazar Hoi Chaar
Tab Se Wohi Hawaas Per Chaay Beithe Hein

Dekh Ke Unki Mardana Shakhshiyat
Maaeil Ho Gai Un Pe Hamarii Tabiyat
Ankhein Ab Hum Rah Mein Bichaay Beithe Hein

Hoi Thein Jaab Itefaqun Nazrein Chaar
Hum Tu Beithe Apna Sab Kuch Haar
Hogae Hum Tu Ooper Neeche Se Geelay
Bhag Ke Pakdi Bas Ho Ke Sharmashar
Phir Bhi Unke Hi Khiyal Uljhaay Beithe Hein

Jo Laga Bas Ko Jhtka Koi Mujhe Se Aa Chimta
Kamar Se Us Ne Pakda Chootdon Per Uska Tika
Tha Tu Kissi Ka Woh Lauda Magar Lagta Tha Hathoda
Maza Agia Jab Socha Wohi Mujhe Liptaay Beithe Hein

Dekha Jo Mud Ke Ussi Ko Apne Sath Lage Paya
Khushi Hoi Dekh Ke Woh Mere Tha Peeche Aya
Pakar Ke Uss Ne Ik Muma Sagoshi Ki
Kiya Le Loon Mein Chutki Acchi Si
Sun Ke Hum Muskra Diye Kuch Keh Nah Sake
Uss Ne Jo Diya Hath Mein Tu Reh Gai Hake Bake
Ussi Lamhe Ko Hum Khiyalon Mein Basaay Beithe Hein

Itne Mein Aa Giya Hamara Stop Mein Utar Padi
Woh Bhi Aayga Peeche Thi Hamein Umeed Badi
Dekha Tu Tha Woh Bhi Pichle Darwaze Se Utar Aaya
Dil Mein Khushi K Ladu Phoote Choot Mein Pani Utar Aaya
Tab Se Hi Hum Masti Mein Muskaay Beithe Hein

Dekha Jo Mud Ke Woh Peecha Kar Rah Tha
Dar Rahe Thay Hum Dil Dhak Dhak Kar Rah Tha
Gali Ke Mod Per Hum Khare Hoe Uske Intezar Mein
Jaldi Se Uss Ne Le Liya Hamein Bahon Ke Hissaar Mein
Rakh Deiye Uss Ne Humare Lubon Per Lub
Soch Liya Chudwa Ke Rahein Ge Unse Ab
Hum Ne Kah Koi Dekh Le Ga Yahan
Poochne Lage Phir Kahn
Chalte Ho Tu Chalo Hamare Haan
Akele Hein Hum Koi Aur Nahein Wahan
Darwaz Band Karte Hein Uss Ne Hamein Gira Liya
Utha Ke Tangein Hamari Lun Choot Per Tika Diyaa
Choot Tu Pehle Hi Thi Geeli Ban Gai Thi Samandar
Maze Se Khilne Lagi Usne Jab Rakha Apna Machandar
Zalim Ne Ik Zor Ka Jhatka Laga K Kar Diya Sara Andar
Uss Waqt Se Hum Hosh Ganwaay Beithay Hein

Hum Ne Kah Oh Dilbar Oh Mere Jani
Thora Hole Dhake Lagao Karo Itni Mehrbaani
Choot Tu Ban Gai Tumhare Laude Ki Aashiq
Aur Hum Hein Aaj Se App Ki Raani
Yun Hum Ik Dooje Mein Samaay Beithe Hein

Kal Tak Jo Thay Hum Se Ajnabi
Pehle Mille Nah Thay Hum Se Kabhi
Aaj Wahi Humari Sejj Sajjay Beithe Hein

Usage of fuck.....

Need a penis

Littele johny needs pussy.....

Amazing imagination of fucking.....

Why dude love muffins??

Big Asshole.....Amazing Art

Hot Jalpari scooter......

 

Wanna ride on it?????

New blue flims released

new blue films r-
"khol k panty so gai aunty"
"Zalim lauda lage hathoda"
"Peticot me visfot"
"Randi kardi Thandi"
"Paan khaye muniya maa chudaye duniya"

Jaldi se meri lelo

College girl at fees counter- Sir..! meri le lo

Sir- 2 min ruko aaram se le lunga

Girl- arey jaldi le lo fir nahi de paungi, mere period shuru hone waale hai.

Wife have Best service record in "night only"

SHOHAR suhagrat k bad apni BV se: Jaan raat ko maza aya?
BV: Aap ko aaya?
SHOHAR: Bohat!
BV: Apna record hai aaj tak kisi ko shikayat ka mouka nahi diya.

It's just a pussy, not camera

Saas bahu se -: Mere pote ki sakal mere bete jaisi Q nhi?
Bahu apni saree upar kar k taange khol k boli-Ye CHUT hai CHUT, 14 megapixel k digital camera nahi.

Saas aur bahu me kyu nahi banti

Saas aur bahu me kyu nahi banti- Qki jis bete ko kaccha pehnana sikhane me saas 5 saal lagati hai, use bahu sirf 5 second me utarwa deti hai.....

Maulvi Saheb 'FASHION'

Maulvi Saheb 'FASHION' TV Dekh Rhe The

1Adami Bola-"Maulvi Saheb,Aap Bhi?

Maulvi-"Miya Allah kasam, yakeen kijiye, Hum Isey Nafrat Ki Nigah se dekh rahe hain.

Self seticfection

Jb sx ho out of control,muthi ko kark gol,muthi ko krk gol,Lund ko hila k Bol
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All izz well?

Commercial sex worker says

Randi ne arj kiya- zara dhire se thoko sanam mahgai ka jmana hai,zara dhire se thoko sanam mahgai ka jmana hai,is 4inch ki chut se zindgi bhar kmana hai...

MAKEUP NEVER MTRS.....

GIRLS put makeup , lots of creams , sexy perfumes and they make the best hairstyle EVER
But guys look at them and say:
BHENCHOD GAAND DEKH SAALI KI
:-)  :-D

Shadow showing wrong....

Pussy also hurt......

Masturbation Notice

Yoga Breast Feeding

Funny Panty Slogans

Really Big

You are not yet Tired

One Guy Rapes a Girl and asks What will you say to your Lover now ?

Girl :- I'll tell him that you have Raped me twice.
Man :- But, I Raped you only Once.
Girl :- You are not yet Tired!!!.

Coz I found d remote

Aftr marriage couple in bed
She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She:0h!dat feels gud.
hand moves 2 her breast.
She:Honey,dats wonderful.
hand moves 2 her leg.
She:0h honey dnt stop.
He stops.
She:Why did u stop?
He: Coz I found d remote!.

Touch my breast and try to calculate

Customer: My wife needs a bra but i dont know the size.
Sales Girl: Touch my breast and try to calculate.
customer:oh i forget she needs panties too.

Tight Wedding ring

Ouch! It's too tight.


Don't worry,sweetheart

we'll try to do it slowly.Push it in .

Aah! I can't. It's painful.

Ok,sweetheart, Let's get

another........................................... ..WEDDING
RING

There are 70 ways to keep a woman happy.

There are 70 ways to keep a woman happy.

One is to take her shopping.

The rest is 69.........

WTF

Best way to get lift on highway...

Really A very naughty boy

Protect from every thing.....Use condom!

Protection any where...use condoms

Full Protection

Use Condoms And save lives

Protect yours from every thing.......

Celebrity Staring At Naughty Parts

Just About inches

A newly married man was standing in front of a mirror naked and was admiring his physique.

'2 inches more I will be a king.'

Suddenly the wife comes in and says,'2 inches less and you will be a queen!

UNIVERSAL TRUTH : About Girls Tight Fitting

UNIVERSAL TRUTH :
When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable
Nor
Boys are comfortable. !!..

On their wedding night,

On their wedding night,

Boy : Honey, are you sure this is your first night?

Girl : Yes darling...it....it was my first time... at night..

Boy : ............

How do u teach MATHs to a girl?

How do u teach MATHs to a girl?



---add her to the bed, substract her clothes, divide her
legs

start mul! tiplying.

5 men are raping a woman.

5 men are raping a woman.

The woman is laughing nonstop.
So after sometime the men get bugged n ask her y is she laughn.

She replies,

I hV aids!

Honey bee Bra