Mar 2, 2012

Samajhdar Tota

Aurat Ko Gussa Aya Aur Shopkeeper Se Boli: “Ye Tota To Gaali Deta Hai

Shopkeeper Ne Excuse Me Kaha Aur Tote Ko Ander Le Gaya Aur Usko Khoob Mara

Aur Tote Se Pucha Ki Ab Gaali Dega To Tote Ne Darte Hue Jawab Diya Ki Ab Nahi Dunga

Shopkeeper Ne Bahar Aakr Lady Se Kaha: “Lijiye Ab Baat Kijiye Ab Nahi Gali Dega

Lady: “Agar Mere Ghar Par Mere Sath Ek Aadmi Aye To Tum Kya Sochoge?

Tota: “Tumhara Pati Hoga

Lady: “Agr Do Aadmi Aaye To?

Tota: “Tumhara Pati Aur Devar

Lady: “Agar Teen Aaye To?

Tota: “Tumhara Pati ,Devar, Aur Bhai

Lady: “Agar Char Aadmi Aaye To?

Tota Darr Kar Shopkeeper Ki Taraf  Hath Jod Kar Bola

Sir Ji Maine To Pehle Hi Kaha Thha Ki Ye Randi Hai

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